As a long time Unitarian, I couldn't help but appreciate this post on the Unitarian Jihad (thanks to Captain Oblivious):

Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.

You should read the whole thing, all the way down to my favorite line:

There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution.

Count me in as Brother Righteous Wrath of Collaboration.

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